My Amazing, Earth-Shattering, Dynamic, Never-Before-Seen Analysis Of The State Of The Union

My latest column is up at Right Wing News!

Here is an excerpt:

OK, I confess: I didn’t actually watch the speech.

I tried, I really did.

Well, okay, I didn’t even really try.

I did manage to muddle through the first few minutes of the speech as I waited for my wife to get ready to go out to dinner – which basically amounted to waiting until President Obama said something that made me want to utter several choice words that I try not to vocalize, since I don’t really want my 2-year-old adding them to her vocabulary.  As more time goes on, I seem to have less and less patience for listening to the President of the United States lie to my face.

And so, instead of watching the speech, my wife and I packed our girls into our car and went off to a local restaurant to enjoy their all-you-can-eat Tuesday night pasta special.

Unfortunately for me, the restaurant also has a bar, and TVs were everywhere displaying various iterations of ESPN…except for one, which was showing the State of the Union on CNN, and of course was in my line of sight.

And that’s when the itch kicked in.

Continue reading here.

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