From Republicans, we’re told that a vote for anyone but Donald Trump is a vote for Hillary Clinton.
From Democrats, we’re told that a vote for anyone but Hillary Clinton is a vote for Donald Trump.
Therefore, by voting for neither of them, I am actually voting for both of them. I’m not quite sure how that works, exactly, but it’s the only thing that makes sense.
And as I have discovered through many hours of laborious research watching various scientific documentaries such as Doctor Who, Star Trek, and Back to the Future, The Universe doesn’t tend to handle paradoxes like this very well.
In small numbers, it might go unnoticed, but if enough people get on board and buck the corrupt 2-party system, we might just tear a hole in the fabric of space-time, and bring an end to politics as we know it.
One can hope.