Eminent Domain

If it’s somehow okay for the government to seize private property from a person and hand it over to a business because the business will pay more in taxes, what’s stopping the government from seizing all of our houses and divvying them up between property management companies (other than that […]

Are the Oscars too white?

So many people are up in arms because the Oscars are “too white” this year.  If you care enough about awards that the film industry gives to itself that you actually know the racial makeup of the nominees, then you’re taking it WAY too seriously. I will admit that, many […]

What I Expect Tonight

Another year, another State of the Union…though this year the annual Pageant of Washington Royalty (as I like to call it) is being foisted on us quite a bit earlier in the year than usual.  Glenn Beck is predicting that the president is setting it up so that he can […]

What’s More Important?

A few weeks ago, Donald Trump called Ted Cruz a “maniac,” alleging that Cruz is unqualified to be president because he had the audacity to call out Mitch McConnell on the floor of the Senate because McConnell had lied to Senate Republicans. Now Rand Paul is jumping on the bandwagon, […]

Ryan Rips Us Off

My latest column is up at AND Magazine! Here is an excerpt: It’s become a pattern: right before Christmas, no which political party happens to be running things, the American people get a gift from Congress: a big, fat spending bill that guarantees to continue the waste and corruption we […]

If Mohammed Was Santa

From Osama’s Christmas album:   If Mohammed was Santa He’d fly ’round Christmas night Raiding all the houses Killing infidels on sight. The good Christian girls And the good Christian boys Rounded up for the slave pens, The elves steal all their toys. And if you were bad this year, Something […]

Immigration Bloviation

The United States government has restricted immigration based on many different factors for as long as we’ve had immigration laws.  This is something all nations do.  The notion that we must accept everyone is very recent, and it’s also very dumb.  We are already in the process of losing our […]

Obama’s Clever Plan

Over the summer, the TSA did an investigation, and found that 73 of their employees were on the terrorist watch list.  These are people whose identities are tracked in a US government database, yet a US government agency couldn’t identify them and prevent them from getting jobs where they have […]